A Padafile's Mind

The image is priceless

what if sam could like take off his sideburns and use them as blades or some shit like he just throws them at monsters and they get decapitated and then they just fly right back into place like nothing even happened that would be fucking swEET

Still laughing

Take, take a breath
We’ve got all the time in the world
To get a grip on the fact
That we don’t last
But right now I want to watch the tide roll in
With my best friends

Analogy

Definition: Similarity or comparability.

Ex: Tony Stark’s arc reactor is like Bruce Banner’s “other guy”; it’s a mutation that’s become a part of him and can be controlled.

Spending half a film wondering what you had previously seen the actors in

ryeisenberg:

cbbred:

nicoosuxx:

I can't stop laughing at the first one

 I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.    It's syncing now. 
 When chemists die, they barium.
 Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
 I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop any time.
 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
 This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
 I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
 They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
 We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
 Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
 Broken pencils are pointless.
 I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
 What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
 I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
 All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
 I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
 Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
 A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
 The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
 Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Reason #39535959320 why I love RDJ

idontkissjensen:

Jared, Jensen and Kids

“Biggest one? Having children”

- Jensen when asked what dreams he had not yet accomplished (x)